dead before arrival

Posted by grimace on 01/19/2011 @ 09:42 PM

Sorry about the extended absence. I was trying to recreate Futurama and failed. I cryogenically froze myself, but it only worked for a year. Now I have one thousandth of a pizza, and a lot of questions. Also, at some point, I stopped remembering how to be funny. Like Dennis Miller, but with less football. Also like Family Guy. And basically everything else I've ever liked. I leave you with this: don't go something something Dark Knight something something.